“Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the patient, “but before beginning this work, I must have my drill.”
“Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal?”

Q: What do you call an old dentist?
A: A bit long in the tooth!

A little girl was taken to the dentist where she was told that she had a cavity that would have to be filled. “Now, young lady,” asked the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like?”
“Chocolate, please,” replied the girl.

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